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Why Choose a Bird as a Pet?

Birds vs Cats, Dogs, Lizards, Snakes, Fish etc......

You don't have to walk a bird in the rain and snow.

No stinky litter pans with a bird.

You never have to spade or neuter a bird.

You don't have to buy flea collars or tick medication.

No yearly shots or vaccinations are required for a bird.

Birds don't chew your furniture or pee on your floor when your at work.

A bird doesn't dig a hole in your yard or ruin your lawn.

Birds don't chase cars.

Birds don't deficate in your neighbors kids sand box.

Birds won't impregnate your neighbors pet.

Birds don't carry salmonella or rabies.

Birds don't track mud all over your floor.

Birds don't get loose and terrorize your neighborhood.

Birds don't require a tag or license.

Birds don't fill up the animal shelters.

There is no pet bird over population.

Birds don't require the $300 grooming bill per year.

Birds don't eat kids or mailmen.

Birds don't require you to feed them crickets or mice.

Birds do not require a fenced back yard.

Birds don't kill any wildlife.

Birds don't shed and track hair all over your house.

Birds are clean, they don't stink or stink up your house.

Birds don't hump your leg or sniff your crotch.

Birds don't drool on you.

Birds won't flip over your trash can and eat out of it.

Birds won't rub their butt on your carpet to get rid of something that is left over.

Birds require no bowls in your kitchen to knock over or step in.

Birds don't jump up on your guests when they enter your home.

Birds don't increase your homeowners insurance.

Birds don't pass gas.

Birds require no tooth brushing and have no dental bills.

Birds don't cough up hair balls.

Birds don't lick their private parts in front of your mother in-law.

Birds don't require you to change 55 gallons of water just to keep them alive.

Birds don't drink out of the toilet.

A bird doesn't require you to hire a sitter to come and walk them while your at work or on an overnight trip.

Birds won't leave hair on your clothes.

Birds won't use your furniture as their personal bed.



    

A Pet Bird can entertain you, some are down right funny.

A Pet Bird can be taught tricks.

A Pet Bird can sing a song.

Most Pet Birds can be taught to speak.

A Pet Bird can even be taught to poop before exiting the cage and return to the cage to poop.

A Pet Bird can sound the alarm if an intruder gets in the house.

A Pet Bird can watch TV and actually understand what is going on.

A Pet Bird is easy to transport and fits well in your car.

A Pet Bird is playful, affectionate and cuddly.

A Pet Bird can be housed in a condo, dorm room  or apartment building.

A Pet Bird is a creature of beauty.

A Pet Bird makes a great pet for the elderly, disabled and lonely.

A Pet Bird won't take you to the poor house with Vet bills.

Depending on species, a Pet Bird can last a lifetime.

The beauty of owning a Pet Bird is you get all the good attributes of owning all the other types of pets without all the hassles associated with it.

 

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